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[aka: anything goes]

themourningsun:

mandurrr:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know more about Ben & Jerry’s! (Source)

I love them even more

Now I want ice cream.

kohichapeau:

i don’t really know whether i should laugh or cry.

(Source: lostiel)

(Source: mockingsarcasm)

perfect-unison:

rhrealitycheck:

feministbecky:

peroquevaina:

(I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.)

I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off.

This is great.

this is 100 fucking percent how it should be

(Source: geekstuffandranting)

arr-pirate:

friendly-fyres:

 i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

Source

simplyalexandermason:

jtotheizzoe:

youweremyfavorite:

byeproductivity:

headlikeanorange:

The Guillemot is a seabird that lays its eggs on a bare rock ledge on a cliff face. When an egg is accidentally dislodged, its shape causes it to spin in a tight circle, which prevents it from falling off the ledge into the sea. (Springwatch - BBC)

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how fucking awesome this is?
These eggs no doubt started out like all other avian eggs, but they had the problem of rolling off the cliffs. The eggs that were slightly more oblong tended to roll off the cliffs less, and thus the genes contained in those eggs lived to be passed on. Fast forward a few million years, and BAM tight-circle eggs. 
Naturally selected for your viewing pleasure. 

Natural selection is a beautiful thing 

I think you mean natural sel-EGG-tion.

Get out.

simplyalexandermason:

jtotheizzoe:

youweremyfavorite:

byeproductivity:

headlikeanorange:

The Guillemot is a seabird that lays its eggs on a bare rock ledge on a cliff face. When an egg is accidentally dislodged, its shape causes it to spin in a tight circle, which prevents it from falling off the ledge into the sea. (Springwatch - BBC)

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how fucking awesome this is?

These eggs no doubt started out like all other avian eggs, but they had the problem of rolling off the cliffs. The eggs that were slightly more oblong tended to roll off the cliffs less, and thus the genes contained in those eggs lived to be passed on. Fast forward a few million years, and BAM tight-circle eggs. 

Naturally selected for your viewing pleasure. 

Natural selection is a beautiful thing 

I think you mean natural sel-EGG-tion.

Get out.

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

theyretakingthetardistolesamis:

not-enough-fandom:

themoonclockwork:

overachievious:

sherlokidinthetardis:

liquid-thought:

I sincerely hope no one ever tries to fuck with Dean’s children later on. I don’t care who they are, where they come from. Dean Winchester will fuck your shit up.
Seriously, can you imagine? His daughter comes home with a bruise and maybe there’s a slight chance of it being her boyfriend. That boy’d never be seen again.

#THIS IS JUST SO UPSETTING #BECAUSE THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING DEAN WINCHESTER WE’RE TALKING ABOUT #YOU REALLY THINK HES GONNA LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO HAVE CHILDREN?! 
LOUISE WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

NO BUT I WISH
On the other hand you can imagine when UNCLE SAMMY THE 7 FOOT TALL MOOSE HEARS ABOUT ANYTHING HAPPENING TO HIS NEICE / NEPHEW.  SHIT WILL GO DOWN.


This post is a fucking perfection.THANK YOU

i dont know about you guys but i like to think that if dean winchester’s daughter ever got hurt by a boyfriend then she’d be the one to kill him 

theyretakingthetardistolesamis:

not-enough-fandom:

themoonclockwork:

overachievious:

sherlokidinthetardis:

liquid-thought:

I sincerely hope no one ever tries to fuck with Dean’s children later on. I don’t care who they are, where they come from. Dean Winchester will fuck your shit up.

Seriously, can you imagine? His daughter comes home with a bruise and maybe there’s a slight chance of it being her boyfriend. That boy’d never be seen again.

#THIS IS JUST SO UPSETTING #BECAUSE THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING DEAN WINCHESTER WE’RE TALKING ABOUT #YOU REALLY THINK HES GONNA LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO HAVE CHILDREN?! 

LOUISE WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

NO BUT I WISH

On the other hand you can imagine when UNCLE SAMMY THE 7 FOOT TALL MOOSE HEARS ABOUT ANYTHING HAPPENING TO HIS NEICE / NEPHEW.  SHIT WILL GO DOWN.

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This post is a fucking perfection.THANK YOU

i dont know about you guys but i like to think that if dean winchester’s daughter ever got hurt by a boyfriend then she’d be the one to kill him 

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(Source: nerrrdstark)

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